So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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