Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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