How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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