READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
