The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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