I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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