they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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