I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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