What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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