yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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