Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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