gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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