Are we in a gay sports bar?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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