And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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