we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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