You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
