You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this boner is exhausting
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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