Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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