Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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