Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.â€
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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