carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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