This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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