woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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