You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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