erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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