You work out of a Hotel?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just found puke in my bra..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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