they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
