Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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