dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
