So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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