are you so shy because you have an std?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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