no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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