Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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