I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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