Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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