If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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