We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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