Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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