Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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