Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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