I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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