so explain again why im purple
no
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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