porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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