He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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