i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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