Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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