we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
