are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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