I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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