this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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