it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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