She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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