What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i love accidental penises.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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