Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm sobbing to NWA
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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