? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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