i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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